Ok, let's keep it real for a second.With all the parties, alcohol, dancing, hot women, alcohol, testosterone (and did we mention alcohol), we figure somebody is going to 'get some' during this Independence week blitz in Negril. So, here's some 'friendly' advice.

Protect yourself

Condoms, condoms, condoms! If you have to get frisky, do it safely.

NO sex if she's too drunk

She may not remember giving consent and even if she said the word 'yes', she can argue she wasn't thinking straight. Either way, before you know it, the police will show up at your job and haul you off to jail. Not only that, but if she is so far gone, that would be taking advantage of her. Not cool!

Take a hint

If the object of your desire is not smiling at you (at all), don't force the issue. She's not feeling you.

One-night stands? Hell no!

With all those STIs and HIV out there, you've got to be kidding.

Get a room

Sure, the members of the opposite sex always look hotter during these parties, but this doesn't mean making out under a tree on the beach/party venue is cute. We're sure you rented somewhere so just wait until you get back to the room!

Stay home

If your significant other can't go with you, maybe you should sit this one out. Not everybody deals with temptation well.

No videotaping

Make sure you two are alone and no one has a recording device in the room. You don't want evidence of your night of unbridled passion coming back to haunt you via the Internet!